Monday, April 10, 2006

Squirrel Brothel

Will someone please explain to me exactly what it is about my back deck that makes all of the local squirrels think it is a brothel? Yes, I know it is spring. Yes, I know what "spring is in the air" means. That does not give you the right to be indecent on my deck! We have a bazillion trees in our yard; use one! I'd like to be able to eat dinner and glance outside onto our deck without multiple copulation attempts occurring easily within view (especially the couples who are showing off by doing it on the rail).

Currently feeling: unromantic


  1. lol, we have birds instead of They will insist on using my front and back garden as some sort of brothel, and then not content with that they have the front to bring their young to the garden, so it then becomes bird

  2. LOL, My cats say you can send them to my house cause they'd love a chance to try to get them.


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