Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Who's On First: A Conversation With Luke

(Not what you think from the title.) We must now turn in our baseball fan membership cards; we are clearly failures as parents. Luke was playing a baseball game on DH's phone, when....

Luke: Daddy, I made first plate!
DH: Do you mean first place? Did you win?
Luke: No, first plate. I ran!
DH: Oh, first base; you hit the ball and went one base.
Luke [exasperated]: No! I scored the first point at first plate.
DH [dejected]: Home plate. You scored the first *run* at *home* plate.
Luke: Yeah, that's what I said.

Currently feeling: struck out

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