Heaven help us, we're teaching Luke the nuances of the television remote.
Luke: Mommy, I can't hear it.
Me: When the sound is off like this, it's called "mute." This button turns the mute on and off.
DH: And the white buttons next to it that says "V-O-L" turn the volume up and down.
Luke: You mean side to side.
(Well, he's got a point.)
Currently feeling: hard of hearing